Is this all I can eat?

Day 10 - 249.2 lbs
Lost - 30.8 lbs

So, I'm 10 days out of surgery and 10 days into my "clear" liquid diet.  Am I sticking to just clear liquids?  Hell, NO!

So today for breakfast - I had 2 cups of decaf coffee with a bit of Almond Milk and 2 teaspoons of Splenda.



For lunch, I had my FABULOUS FUCKING protein shake.....2 scoops of pure protein added to 16 oz of Apple Juice and filled to the brim with water.  Shaken - not stirred.  Sip on that 28 ozs for the next so many hours.  Shhhh....but yeah, I've been sneaking Wint-o-Green Life Savers (my new addiction).



For dinner - Now this is where I'm going to give you a little bit of advice....I tried the chicken broth, the beef broth, the vegetable broth, the mexican tortilla broth, hot & spicy broth....YOU NAME IT!  I am fucking done with broth!  So, I have been cheating and will have a bit of cream soup - but that isn't what I was going to mention.

Use your imagination when it comes to what you can define as "clear" ----- man, if you like Chinese food, then get your better half's ass over to the take -out and explain to them that there is someone at home who is VERY VERY ASTRONOMICALLY hangry and to please give you a quart of won-ton soup without the won-ton.  Then say to them....my husband/wife just had surgery and can only have clear liquids - I know the price of the soup is with the won-ton noodles, so by not getting them, does that mean I get 2 quarts for the price of one?

Yummmm.....won-ton soup!  Another trick I use is to buy Campbell's Soup Chicken Noodle and strain out the chicken and noodles.  It's the taste...the broth is so much more flavorful than just the plain broth.

And another one...but this didn't work out too well.  I took Campbell's Beef Barley Soup and put it in the blender and crushed that shit up for soup.  Nope...it was the goddamn beef - I forgot it takes our stomachs longer to learn how to digest red meat again.

And TRUST ME when I tell you that because our stomachs are still trying to figure out what the fuck happened to the other 80% of our stomachs....our intestines and colon aren't going to be happy either.

Ummmmm, yeah - you guessed it - that nasty shit is gonna come out one way or another...and the kick I get out of it is - my boyfriend Rob and I sit in recliners next to each other - well the fan passes by me first and then blows directly on him.  Bwhahahahaa...yeah you guessed it - I let them rip (trying to keep them silent) and wait for - wait for it - UGH DAMN WOMAN, DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?  I just look over innocently at him and say...."I can't help it honey"

So - watch what you experiment with food wise.

And if you feel like you are hungry but each time you take a teaspoon full of something and still feel those hunger pains.....

THOSE AREN'T HUNGER PAINS!

Those be gas pains!! And the more you eat trying to satisfy your hunger...the more it's gonna hurt.  Yeah...that's another mistake I made!!

So, I'm gonna leave you off with a great recipe I found for water ice you can make yourself.

Watermelon chunks
lime juice
splenda
salt

Mix that shit together into a smoothie and put it in the freezer overnight - with our tiny stomachs...that bitch will last for days!

Ciao ♥